turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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