you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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