Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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