I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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