I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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