Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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