I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
