it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just want nice things and good sex
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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