butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
