So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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