Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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