toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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