sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
my being single is dangerous.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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