Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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