So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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