No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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