I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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