nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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