If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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