I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Randomize
