Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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