There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
