Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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