He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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