she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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