I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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