Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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