I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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