And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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