Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??