god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.