Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
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