So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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