It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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