Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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