It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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