Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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