It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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