In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
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