She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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