The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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I have so many feelings about this burrito
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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