Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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