Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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