Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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