dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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