she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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