You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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