found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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