i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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