I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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