I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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