she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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