thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
White coat. Heels.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
i just had sex bonerless
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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