dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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