i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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