I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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