if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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